September 4 2002 at 4:15 PM
Response to New Essay Question!: So you`re trapped on a desert island......
|"LOOK! UP IN THE SKY!|
IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A PAIN!
IT'S SUPER PONGI!
Yes it's SUPER PONGI, strange visitor from another planet, who came to Japan with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal farts. SUPER PONGI, who can change the course of mighty onsens, bend origami in his bare hands, and who disguised as Arudo Debito, wild-mannered reporter for a crap Sapporo website, fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice and the American way!"
Yes! Ladies & Gentlemen.
Rob Pongi & Arudo Debito are the same person. Big Brother caught it on a live internet camera in Roppongi. Debito entered the phone-box and farted then in a puff of brown smole (cleverly disguised as Tokyo smog) Rob Pongi emerged.
- I agree! - Frank on Sep 5, 2002, 11:14 AM