|You know you are member of the AAA when ...|
You can name the products that Norika Fujiwara endorses.
You can sing more than one Komuro song.
You use words like kogyaru, ganguro, yamanba and know what you are talking about.
You have a thing for moth blue lipstick.
You look at Marilin Monroe and think she is fat.
You discover that you don't like the smell of western women.