November 23 2000 at 9:20 PM
Response to While we're on the subject of 'techniques' and 'lines'....
|The timeless routine where ...|
1. Upon entering the establishment you steal quick glances at the girl and give the occasional smile. Don't over do it otherwise you'll just look like a right nutter, just keep it short and sweet.
2. Order a drink, read a book or do anything that shows that your not paying her anymore attention.
3. Within a few minutes she'll either be so pissed off that your not giving her anymore looks or just damn curious to know who you are and walk over to you.
4. Now it's up to you to convince her that your not just a pervert with a dodgy eye and a crazy grin...
Whatever method you use, make sure that she is the one to walk over to you and not the other way around. Then if everything goes FUBAR she'll be the one looking like an idiot for approaching you first.