|And then you promised to make dinner for you NEXT WEEK? what's she done for you to deserve this???|
Truly, a good question... you are taking time out of your day to help some poor girl out of a rough situation... a selfless act of altruism. You are the one that deserves the fucking dinner. You are the one that deserves the back massages. My forecast is that you will have no luck with this girl because she will probably think that you are gay.
Anyways man... good luck but fucking take some initiative and don't be such a girl, if you get denied go fuck your girlfriend and sleep well at night knowing that you kept your dignity.